You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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