I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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