don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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