We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Houston, we have a squirter
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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