I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I looked at my own cervix.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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