So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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