The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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