Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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