He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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