do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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