how can u be prego again
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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