Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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