her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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