so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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