i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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