belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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