Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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