Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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