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Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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