It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I supernannyed him into submission
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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