If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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