I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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