is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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