what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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