TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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