My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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cat food counts as protein by the way
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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