Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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