Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Randomize
