so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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