Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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