the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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