Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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