Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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