I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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