only if we run a train.
done.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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