Buhtt sex?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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