i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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