You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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