All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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