I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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