You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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