Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
ttyl tear gas
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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