Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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