Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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