Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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