In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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