I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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