i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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