i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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