I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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