I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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