I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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