dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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