just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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