ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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