Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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