He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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