We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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